AKA: 25 things that never fail to amuse me.
2. Dogs walking their owners.
3. 80's music videos.
4. Too-small overalls worn regardless of ill fit.
5. Mullet sightings.
6. Clouds shaped like animals.
7. People falling on treadmills.
8. Unzipped pants flies.
9. Impromptu hopscotch games.
10. People using obscure words incorrectly with a straight face.
11. Getting to say to people you dislike, "See you next time," aka: "C U Next Time." Get it?
12. Canadian tuxedos. (IE: different shades of denim intentionally paired together.)
13. Grammatically incorrect signage.
14. Shake weight commercials.
16. Pushing all the buttons in the elevator, then taking the stairs.
17. Dogs eating peanut butter.
18. Girls who think tights count as pants. Even better: overweight girls who think tights count as pants.
19. Sandals intentionally paired with socks.
20. The Taco Bell Diet.
21. Seeing a drunk girl throw up then make out with an unsuspecting dude 30 seconds later.
22. Making up obscure incorrect facts as well as "inevitable" proof. And having someone believe you.
23. Scrunchies.
24. Golf outfits.
25. My dog, Spot aka Scout aka Spout aka... anyway, see below:
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