Monday, June 20, 2011

TRUTH:

When I say I want someone with a sense of humor, I mean I want someone with MY sense of humor.

Friday, June 17, 2011

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

Seriously though, what is a woodchuck?
And what exactly is chucking wood?

Why would you call it a woodchuck if it couldn't chuck wood?


This is the sorta thing that keeps me up at night.

How much pand could a panda pand if a panda could pand pand?

Saturday, June 4, 2011

birds.

Birds are fucking assholes.

The end.



PS: Whoever came up with "put a bird on it" has obviously never stayed up all night working on a project, having to listen to the gleeful chirping of those little fuckers who are so goddamn happy to see the sun rise. Fuck you Portland, and fuck your fucking birds. YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES.