Thursday, February 3, 2011

rumors & cigarettes

If you've confirmed a rumor to be true, let's stop calling it a rumor and call it what it really is:

FACTS you never wanted ANYONE to know.


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Earlier, someone asked me if I had an extra cigarette. I gave him one and he replied, "Thanks, you're a lifesaver." Don't be so grateful. I'm positive in this situation I'm the exact opposite.


Also: there's no such thing as an EXTRA cigarette.

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