Things that I learned during my first day back in school:

#1: I'm apparently attracted to phallic yellow-green vegetables. (My advanced color theory seminar went on a field trip to the Asian grocery store. I pleaded my case by explaining that while the store was predominately hot pink signs and red decorations, while pink is technically a tone of red, and green is the compliment of red- I really had the right idea.

#2: Stating that your imaginary friends are in the car with you, therefore making you eligible for up-front carpool parking spaces only makes you look crazier than you already are.

#3: I don't know left from right.

All in all, a productive day.