Friday, May 13, 2011

artist statements.

Artist statements are IMPOSSIBLE to write.


Case in point- here's a rough draft:
"I am inspired by clouds, imaginary animals, wine, fashion magazines, and your mom. My favorite media is watercolor crayon (sometimes also acrylics, but only if finger painted on). Basically, I make art and stuff because I'm not great at anything else. I'm not saying I'm great at art, but you should see me try to do long division. In other words: suck it. The end."

An excellent start, if you ask me.

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