Monday, March 21, 2011

Happy Monday!


I like Monday NYT crosswords because they make me feel smart. For a change.


haha! Best clue ever: Item removed before showering? TOUPEE!


Who knew teabags came with fortunes?



In other news: LISTEN UP, NERDS. Someone recently emailed me this gem from BBC. I liked it, so I will share it here:

BBC - Books I Have Read

by John Meriwether on Monday, January 17, 2011 at 9:58pm

Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Instructions: Copy this into your NOTES. Bold those books you've read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn't finish or read only an excerpt. (I added ! to the ones that are personal faves, as well as a bit of commentary. Deal with it.)

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien (WHY is this on this list?)

3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte

4 Harry Potter Series - JK Rowling (See #2.)

5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee

6 The Bible

7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte

8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell !

9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman !

10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens

11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott

12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy

13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller !

14 Complete Works of Shakespeare

15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier

16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien

17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk

18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger !!

19 The Time Traveler’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger (See #2.)

20 Middlemarch - George Eliot

21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell

22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald !

24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy (Most painful read ever, with his "Anna Karenina" as a close second.)

25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck

29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll ! (DUH!)

30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame

31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy (See #24.)

32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens

33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis

34 Emma - Jane Austen

35 Persuasion - Jane Austen

36 The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - CS Lewis

37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini

38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres

39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden

40 Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne

41 Animal Farm - George Orwell !

42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown (See #2.)

43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez !

44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving

45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins

46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery

47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy

48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood !

49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding

50 Atonement - Ian McEwan

51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel

52 Dune - Frank Herbert

53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons

54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen

55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth

56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens

58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley

59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon

60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez !

61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck

62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt

64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold (See #2.)

65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas

66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac !!!!!! (Actually, I prefer "Dharma Bums" and his collected letters, but this is also classic.)

67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy

68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding (AHHHH. SEE #2 x10.)

69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie

70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville

71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens

72 Dracula - Bram Stoker

73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett

74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson

75 Ulysses - James Joyce

76 The Inferno - Dante !

77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome

78 Germinal - Emile Zola

79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray

80 Possession - Alice Sebold

81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens

82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell

83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker

84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro

85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert

86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry

87 Charlotte’s Web - E.B. White

88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom (This was supposed to be endearing? I thought it was dumb.)

89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton

91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad !

92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery !! (en Francais, aussi.)

93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks

94 Watership Down - Richard Adams

95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole !

96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute

97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas

98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare

99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl

100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo


So, after finishing the crossword & looking over this book list, I have come to following conclusion:

I'm not just smart, I'm a genius.





...NOT!


Happy Monday, dudes & dudettes.

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