stereotypes.

For the record: it's not a stereotype if it's ALWAYS true.

a Lindsay Lohan pearl of wisdom

"Anyobody can do anything to anyone. You can't stop what's done to you. You can only survive it."

question of the day:

Does anyone else ever wonder if the cave dweller who first started drawing pictures on the walls of caves was named Art?

FYI:

"My sling doesn't match my outfit!"

is not an appropriate reason not to wear aforementioned medical apparatus.

Well played, docs. Well played.

Lesson learned. (Maybe).

the most epic bruise you'll ever see:

Note how I no longer have an elbow and the fact that not only am I bruised from palm to armpit, my arm is also swollen to double its size.

Top that. I dare you.

broken elbow.

This is what my broken elbow/dislocated shoulder looked like before it fully bruised. Stay tuned for after pics... if you can stomach them.