I'm reserving that label for the person who invents a side-mirror where objects are the exact distance they appear.
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
here's the truth (remix):
Mean-spirited and mean-hearted?
Look in the mirror, darling.
here's the truth:
When everything is lonely I can be my own best friend;
I get a coffee and the paper; have my own conversations.
With the sidewalk and the pigeons and my window reflection--
I get a coffee and the paper; have my own conversations.
With the sidewalk and the pigeons and my window reflection--
The mask I polish in the evening, by the morning looks like shit.
--bright eyes, "lua"
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
An introduction to the Oxford comma--
To top that off, I'll share with you my favorite punctuation joke of all time:
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
If you're not laughing out loud right now, you obviously didn't have Sr. O'Dea for high school English.
(PS: Read Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss. You won't regret it.)
(PPS: Listen to "Oxford Comma" by Vampire Weekend. It's not AMAZING, but it is enjoyable.)
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Getting old:
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